The Alternate Dialogue for Deathly Hallows Pt.2
SNAPE (Dying)
Harry, I’m sorry that I was an asshole to you for seven years, but I really wanted to bone your mother and she rejected me.
HARRY
I SHALL NAME MY CHILD AFTER YOU!
SNAPE (Dying)
Harry, I’m sorry that I was an asshole to you for seven years, but I really wanted to bone your mother and she rejected me.
HARRY
I SHALL NAME MY CHILD AFTER YOU!
dontevenblink-blinkandyouredead:
I promised myself I wouldn’t do more of these…
species: demon (no surprise)
best friend: Lucifer (again, Ikr)
lover: Castiel (because fuck you that’s why)
first kiss: Papa Winchester (luv them older dudes)
partner: Lucifer (we be breaking minds and shit)
killed by: Dean (BECAUSE BITCH WANTED CAS FOR HIMSELF, WE COULD SHARE YOU KNOW)
Species: Angel
best friend: Dean Winchester
Lover: Gabriel
first kiss: John Winchester
Partner: Castiel
Killed by: Ruby
Species: Angel
Best friend: Cas
Lover: Sam (Yesssss)
First Kiss: Lucifer (yikes)
Partner: Sam
Killed by: Cas…
Et tu Brute?
Species: Human
Best Friend: Gabriel (Wheeee!)
Lover: Ruby
First Kiss: Dean Winchester (So incredibly okay with this I don’t even care)
Partner: Dean Winchester (Okay… Well… Ruby probably suspects nothing…)
Killed by: Castiel (Guess he got mad that I was making moves on his man?)
(Source: click-and-drag)
(Source: celia-ophelia)
(via trollonasan)
starter: treeko (wellp)
your hometown: lavaridge town (does that mean i get to hang with flannery? please say yes)
rival: white
my goal: to befriend every pokemon i catch
companion: GARY MOTHER FUCKING OAK
your future: you work at slyph co creating new pokeballs and pokedexes (wow how exciting)
starter: pikachu (i’d have preferred torchic but i don’t mind i love pikachu as well c:)
hometown: lavaridge town (fuck yes i get to chill in those springs with my bitches)
rival: may (why not gary oak he’s like the best :<)
goal: become league champion (hell yeah)
companion: wally (he’s kawaii)
future: join the elite 4 (I AM OKAY WITH THIS)
lmao my goal and future kind of contradict each other WELP
I can still live with this
oh god this is the best
starter: totodile
hometown: blackthorn
rival: dawn
goal: to meet new friends and travel across the world
companion: gold
future: you become a pokemon professor
Well that actually works out really well then.
OH GOOD LORD!
Starter: Pikachu
Hometown: Pallet
Rival: Gary Oak
Goal: To become the very best like no one ever was
Companion: IS THAT BROCK?
Future: You become League Champion.
Yeah. Apparently, (Almost down to the name) I’m Ash.
Da Fuq?
(Source: electivires, via cgeez)
Is it bad that I REALLY WISH THIS WERE A THING?
Mikikashika Lumomochiku
oh god
Motakirukika Zukushijiarichimorin
oh
kutaka mekitoji
Tamodokiariku Arikanakurukatata
Weeeeeeee, I am Rinkashikika Kiarikazukuta !!!
Kashitomotate Rumoshikaarikatoku
fuck yeah being a ninja
Zukarinkuari Rikakirin Tekutatamo Shidoariarimo
… I feel like that storybook kid that fell down the well…
Chimomekishimo Modorinkajika
Shikamirikuta Mishikatoku
Mimoshititotoku Katafuariarika Jimomoterinkato
Well all right then.
Kaaririkushi Takumoto Shimoarikutozutamomorin
Da fuq?
(Source: monsterhelljumper)
gosh a lot of tumblr users sure are passionate about boats
(Source: jakelaughingalonewithfisticuffs, via trollonasan)